Sunday, November 28, 2010

Funny Things that President said.

"Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead."
George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
George Bush, former U.S. President


"It is white."
George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London


"...NATO and its allies and the United States."
President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO





"Solutions are not the answer."
Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
Richard Nixon, former U.S. President


"Facts are stupid things."
Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

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Stupid Things Lawyers Have Said.

  • Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
  • Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
  • Witness: "I forget."
  • Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

  • Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
  • Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
  • Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
  • Witness: "My name is Susan."


  • Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

  • Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

  • Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

  • Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
  • Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
  • Witness: "That's me."
  • Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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    Random Stories.

    I was walking down the street today and i saw a hobo sitting on the side of the road. As i walked by i gave him a quarter. Looking back, I see  a man taking the quarter away from the poor man. I stopped to watch as the hobo ran after the man. The thief had to be homeless, no one would be that desperate. Terrible, What has our world come to?



    The other day, in the wilderness, somewhere in north africa, i spotted something strange on the ground. Big and furry, it looked like some strange african caterpillar. I walked closer to it, and about five away, it stood up. oh. It was just an alpaca lying down. I laughed at myself. Here is a picture of it:

    Funny Animals.

    It kinda looks like some demented rat. It also reminds me of one of those creepy clown dolls, you know? like the smile isn't really pleasant at all. 


    I don't want to see up your nose, thanks.






    "Put yo hands up, sucka!"



    Simply incredible.  (i kinda feel bad for that tree though...)